10 Signs You're Dating a Theatre Person
16-8-13
It's tough being a theatre person. It's equally difficult dating one. Here's a list dedicated to the ones that date us and put up with our crap.
1. You never see us.
2. We have a smart-ass come back for everything...And I mean, everything...
3. When an actor/techie drops out, you might be asked to fill in suddenly.
4. If we're a man, people will always assume that we're gay.
5. If we're a woman, people will always assume we're a crazy bitch.
6. We have no money.
7. Suddenly all our furniture will go missing to appear as a set.
8. We're a little bit dramatic.
9. When dating a costume, prop, or set designer you'll end up with all home made Christmas presents.
10. You have to come to every opening night. No matter what.
To those brave non-artists who date theatre people: thank you for your community service and for putting up with us. We're fully dedicated to our crafts and we know it's difficult to date an artist.
Comments
Holla
So true! Where's my BF right now? In rehearsal... :(
17 August 2013