How to Deal with URBTIX Rage...
27-2-13
We all know it. We all hate to use it. The URBTIX website. It's horrendous to use (when it is working) and most of time your paying customers get this message:
"All Internet ticketing slots are currently taken up by customers. Please access again."
RAGE!!!!
So I've come up with ten alternative things you can do while waiting for the website to work again. Please read them in the sarcastic font they've been written in.
1) Clean your apartment. It's probably filthy.
2) Write the great Hong Kong novel. Is there one already? Discuss...
3) Start a tumblr about your cat.
4) Tweet it out. "#urbtix needs a fix before i beat someone with a stick"
5) Write a letter to the editor of the SCMP.
6) Make 1000 origami cranes.
7) Make a meme about it. See "skeptical african child" to your right.
8) Learn Cantonese.
9) Read an entire issue of Timeout from cover to cover. Find several more shows to not be able to buy tickets for.
10) Walk to the box office and buy the ticket in person. Shit, it's sold out... RAGE!!!!
PS- URBTIX you suck. I don't like you very much. I simply tolerate you because I have to. Now that we're being open about our feelings toward one another, I'm hoping we can move forward and you can stop acting so horribly towards me.
Comments
auntie
So true! I could find the lost city of atlantis while waiting for the website to work.
27 February 2013687
You're such a count Meaghan. You act like you know everything in the world of drama and yet you wonder why the SCMP won't cover you're shows. It's because you suck and nobody wants to watch you.
05 March 2013Sigh
Great list. Right now even the site itself is not working!!
10 April 2015